John Everett Trowbridge

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter Trailer

bestrooftalkever:

The only thing that would make me enjoy this beverage.

(Nick doesn’t get the reference. He hates the best things in life.)

Yes Yup Mhmm

katespencer:

Cory Booker on marriage equality.

Yes.

[h/t Eliza Clark]

Ok I’m a Jeremy Lin fan now

TROW VS BRGR UPDATE

This is the kind of thing I am talking about.

THE RACE IS OFFICIALLY GOING RIGHT NOW!

BRGR HAS ALREADY STARTED TALKING TRASH ON TWITTER!

This is my plan moving forward.

Rita (@BritaJames) gave me a good idea last night. Her idea was to have people periodically go into BRGR and ask for “The John Trowbridge Burger”. When they didn’t have the burger, the person would leave in a huff.

I think we should do exactly that. Only we should film it!!! 

SO over the next couple weeks. I am asking all the TrowVsBRGR supporters to go into BRGR, ask for “The John Trowbridge Burger”, get mad, and leave. And make sure to film the whole encounter on your phone. Email me the video and I will tweet out the video and post it on here and facebook.

Have fun with it. Be a character. Do it a couple times. I don’t care. Just make sure to film it!

Cool? Cool

Love,

Trowby

slaglephoto:

Blink 184 at the Triple Crown

January 28, 2012

Thanks again for taking these!

CHECK OUT JZT PLAYING BATMAN ARKHAM ASYLUM!

corypalmer:

johneveretttrowbridge:

After deliberation with a few people, I’ve decided to make the following additions/changes:

1. Crumbled Nachos

2. Bacon

3. Crumbled Tortilla Chips

4. No More Russian Dressing

Still thinking…

Love,

Trowby

Oh, so you’ve decided to ruin this. Cool.

I just didn’t want Russian Dressing with Onion Sauce. And I really wanted to keep Onion Sauce. Plus you can’t ruin anything by adding bacon

After deliberation with a few people, I’ve decided to make the following additions/changes:

1. Crumbled Nachos

2. Bacon

3. Crumbled Tortilla Chips

4. No More Russian Dressing

Still thinking…

Love,

Trowby

Hey dudes,

Ok so to recap, BRGR has confirmed that if (when) I win the TROW VS BRGR 2012 CHALLENGE they will name a burger in my name for one day.

Here is what the burger is looking like now:

We’re Talking…:

- Avocado

- Onion Sauce

- Fries

- lettuce

- Patty (medium rare)

- ketchup

- Russian Dressing

- pickles

- onions

If you think there is anything that NEEDS to be in the burger please let me know. If not, then this is what I will send to BRGR today.

Love,

Trowby

Watch this you fuckers. You’re welcome. Seriously, thank me for showing you this. It’s fuckin’ Tim and Eric making fun of a cab driver for no reason.

larhunter:

healywu:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Taken with instagram)

The best thing ever!!! 

GO FUCKING GET IT KATEY!!!

alexfrench:

kellyqehudson:

williebhines:

davebluvband:

talkingbreakfast:

robstern:

Kirk showed me this and I have now watched it 6 times. It’s the inaccurate hall of presidents.  I will watch it more times. Enjoy it.

Buddy Knox!

Geppeto Corrigan!

Jonathan T. President

I laughed out loud at “Unknown.”

Terry Montrose and Sweeney Patch!

Chris Titus!!! Roy Wizard!!! 

Throat Clear!!!

Artist - King Krule

Song - Rock Bottom

COME TO THIS! Everybody is gonna fuckin’ be there.

“Swoon is the best indie team in NYC” - Everybody at some point

TROW VS. BRGR UPDATE

So the race has begun! Let’s look over what is at stake one more time.

1. Whoever has more followers at the end of 2012 wins

2. If BRGR wins, I have to do an hour of stand up at one of their locations.

3. If I wins, BRGR has agreed to NAME A BURGER AFTER ME for one day. That’s right folks. You’ll be able to buy a JOHN TROWBRIDGE BURGER!

I still don’t know what I want to put on the burger yet. If you have any recommendations let me know and maybe I’ll throw it on!

I will let you know what the burger will be once my decision is final. Should be by the end of the week.

Love,

Trowby

#TrowVsBRGR2012

WE GOT THE BURGER!!!!!!!!!

I pitched my idea to BRGR and they have agreed to sell a limited edition “John Trowbridge Burger” in the event that I win the Trow Vs. BRGR Twitter Challenge.

I will decide whether or not I wanna start a separate blog for this or not and get back to you about it tomorrow.

SO LET’S MOBILIZE! Currently, I have roughly 170 more followers but I don’t want to get comfortable and lose my edge. Soon I will be mobilizing the #TrowVsBrgr2012 troops to make sure BRGR has NO CHANCE of winning.

If you would like to join the winning team please email me @ JETrowbridge@gmail.com

Thanks so much for following the drama. It’s only going to get better.

Love,

Trowby