yonilotan:

gotemcoach:

TOP:   March 23, 2012 - Jason Smith plows into Blake Griffin.  A day later, Smith is suspended 2 games for what Stu Jackson, NBA Executive Vice President Basketball Operations, deemed “excessive contact with the upper body of Griffin.”

BOTTOM: May 15, 2012 - Dwyane Wade barrels into Darren Collison.  Unlike Griffin, Collison never saw Wade, who shoved the Indiana PG from behind.  Wade, like Smith, made no basketball play.  Collison did not have the ball.  Wade extended his forearm, pushing Collison underneath the basket.

Given the ruling on Smith, Wade should absolutely be suspended at least one game.  Unfortunately, as we all know by now, David Stern is a crook, and the league values Dwyane and the Heat far more than Jason and the Hornets.

#GotEmCoach

I hate the heat so much, i hate the heat.

I tweeted this when Miami lost Gm2 but I’ll say it again here. A round a beers ON ME when the Heat get knocked out of the playoffs!

frankhejl:

Agent Maria Hill

Yup

Abby and I at the Webutante

My buddy Pat and I performed this Verbatim at my High School Talent Show. It was met with a roar of applause. I was Jables (Jack Black) and he was Rage Cage (KG).

Does everybody love Beirut like me?

Beirut Soirée de Poche - La Blogothèque

Why can’t we have amazing apartment parties like this every night?

booktooskoolwithshannondry:

Sorry again for another hiatus, gang. I guess since my last assignment I’ve been a little depressed to tell you the truth. I really thought I had it this time. I spent hours in the library doing research. I even re-read my extra booklet that explains proper MLA format and I went so far as to…

johnrossbowie:

A lot of partisan screaming today, but here’s something we can all agree on: Yvonne Craig as Batgirl #OneAmerica

britajames:

jonbershad:

Oh, Fox Nation, you are charming in your awfulness.

FOX NATION FAIL. Man these guys REALLY suck nutsack. Like, your mouths must taste of male scrotum ALL day long because all you do is BLOW!

Who wrote it? The page says that Rick Klein wrote the article but I don’t think he wrote the headline. I really wanna find out who wrote the headline! 

Speakeasy, Episode 1: Ty Burrell

khealywu:

librarianpirate:

keepingwriting:

Hey, tumblr, you’ve seen this, right?

for Rosa

What? No, you’ve watched this 4 times in a row.

Extremely Satisfying.

Beirut - Elephant Gun (Live)

talkingbreakfast:

bridgecomedy:

johneveretttrowbridge:

khealywu:

claireayoublaughingatthings:

chenyanqing:

A vastly underrated and hilarious film.

Aaaaaaand goodnight!

Viewing party?

Please don’t Reboot this movie until I can be in it.

If you do watch, I want in. Sincerely, ” ‘s ‘is for”

I could murder whoever chose that font.

Yeah its the Font from Friends

khealywu:

claireayoublaughingatthings:

chenyanqing:

A vastly underrated and hilarious film.

Aaaaaaand goodnight!

Viewing party?

Please don’t Reboot this movie until I can be in it.

The SWOON SHOW!!! Tonight @ 10PM

Indie improv team SWOON is bringing you yet another fantastic night of comedy with UCB Harold team GoodGirl, two amazing improvisers named George as “The Greek Tragedy” and Joe Pera as your MC for the night. If you haven’t seen Joe yet, you’re missing out on one of New York’s finest young comics.

Studio Theater Space is located at 25 w. 23rd st. (between 5th and 6th) on the second floor. 
Doors open at 9:45. Show at 10.
$6 for the show
Cheap cheap beer.

http://www.facebook.com/events/447459715270645/

Bill Clinton playing the best Saxophone song ever

chrisdwoo:

fumettidccomics:

fumettiitaliani:

lifeisacomic:

drawn by Claudio Castellini

Batman by Claudio Castellini

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Red Son remains one of the coolest looking comic books of all time.  And the crazy Russian Batman is thoroughly awesome.

Red Son is The Best Graphic Novel of all time. Batmankoff is 10x more badass than any other comic book hero. This man (a human man) fooled and kicked the shit out of Comrade Superman and Comrade Wonder Woman. Fucking bad ass.

Dive into The Hives!

The Hives - A Little More For Little You (Live)

Just hold the mouse 

and Click the play button

The Hives - Declare Guerra Nucleaire (Live)